i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
two fast food chains, both alike in dignity,
in fair los angeles, where we lay our scene,
from ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
where fry grease trap makes fry cook hands unclean.
from forth the filthy break rooms of these two foes
a pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
whose healthcode defying overthrows
doth with their termination bury their boss’ strife.
the fearful passage of their beef-scented love,
and the continuance of their boss’ rage,
which, but their firing, nought could remove,
is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;
the which if you with patient clicks reblog,
most still will miss, due to photos of a dog.
someone fucking applaud me, i did that from having the prologue memorized since eighth damn grade.