January 2012
33 posts
Miss Piggy & Amy Adams | Me Party
I’m...
Girl Named T | Raven Fly
I’ve seen the...
EXCITED!
findtheswagger:
Giants pitchers and catchers report to spring training on February 19th.
A little over a month to go. We’re almost there, guys. Almost there.
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”
– marilyn monroe. free people monday quote. (via laurenkung)
December 2011
54 posts
My Dad Spreads Christmas Cheer Part 2
The kids walk downstairs at 3am and check the Santa Tracker.
Alexis: Aww it says Santa is done already! He didn't stop by the house yet...
Dad: Because your fireplace is still on! Santa can't go down, it's too hot and his clothes isn't fireproof! Don't worry, Rudolph pooped on the roof so Santa knows to come back!
Alexis: It's because no one is sleeping yet! You're still singing!
Dad: Blame your dad! It's his fault.
Kwame Brown dunks it, then steals it
thebayareasportsblog:
and it leads to a Curry 3. O my GOD.
My dad spreads Christmas cheer part 1
Alexis: Did Santa come yet?
Dad: I don’t know why you guys like Santa so much. He’s a murderer. He ran over grandma!
Me: Dad, the song is “grandma got run over by a REINDEER!”
Dad: Yeah, but who was driving? Santa!
